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The General Consensus: The French Shall Pay
As proven through literally countless high-school students opinions, we all know that Tik-Tok is easily the number one source for reliable information regarding literally every conceivable subject. However throughout resent text messages from my personal phone, I have heard that China has ill intentions with their access to all of my personal information.
Just like all communist countries, we know that China is a country for and of the poor communists. This is proof against the outrageous claims against our beloved Tik-Tok. So with this information in mind The World Opened would like to purpose a counter claim: Tariffs on Cheese.
Now many don't believe this will fix the issue however, it is common knowledge that the French intend to create controversy through international cheese-relations. This is likely linked the claims against Tik-Tok so it is only appropriate the we must punish the nation of France. The most effective approach to this is naturally to set tariffs on what they prize most: fromage. In one simple action such as this, we could effectively wipe the French off the planet as though the nation was Mr. Clean's sterile baldness.
Stolen Prototype: Office Space Panic!
Offices worldwide are in shock as a highly anticipated new desk chair has been delayed because the prototype has been stolen. Sources say that this chair would have revolutionized the modern work industry had it not been reported stolen last week. The Company Eamies has stated that there is a 2 million dollar reward set in place for anyone that finds the chair. The chair was last seen at these coordinates, 11°33′25″N 92°14′28″E / 11.557°N 92.241°E. There is not much we can do except hope that this marvel of human genius and expert engineering and craftsmanship gets returned. The police are in mad panic and have devoted a massive 17.6 percent of their money, forces, personnel, and vehicles to the search of this magnificent chair. The military of Lithuania has also began investigation towards any evidence that can find the chair.
Below is a image of the prototype provided by the Eamies Company.
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