Your Medical History

Unfortunately we do not have your exact medical history however by the looks of you we can assume:

First Name: Sidatharoudus Last Name: Orange

Date of Birth: July 28, 1857            Age: We lost count 

Gender: Foreign 

Race: Vietnamese/Native American  

Patient Code: A55H0L3

Primary Care Physician: Jesus Christ (Chiropractor) 

Physician Contact Number: (605) - 477 - 3018

Insurance: Mothers Life Savings $54,000

Basic Health Information

Blood Type: H+

Height: 4' 11"

Weight: Enough to hold phone in orbit around stomach.

Body Mass Index: 4293

Allergies: Circles, Cats with diabetes,        Reaction: Anaphylaxis

Bread Crust, People named Eugene,       

Your Mother, Meatloaf

Blood Pressure: 253 PSI

Diseases and Illnesses

Diseases:                              Treatment:

Aline Hand Syndrome                    Daily Botox 

Scurvy                                 I only have un Pomme de Terre 

HIV                                    Oatmeal           

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