Joke Of The Day

Joke Of The Day: 10/29/24

Why did the hawk cross the road?

Tuah spit on that thang

Joke Of The Day: 10/25/24

Hawk 1: Whats the first letter of the alphabet?

Hawk 2: A

Joke Of The Day: 10/24/24

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot.

Joke Of The Day: 10/23/24

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because there horns dont work.   

Joke Of The Day: 10/22/24

Two guys walk into a bar

The third guy ducked

Joke Of The Day: 10/17/24

Q: What is a ghosts favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berrys

Joke Of The Day: 10/16/24

Q: What did the cow say to the ghost. 

A: When you say boo, I say moo

Joke Of The Day: 10/15/24

Q: What number is the best number?

A: Σ, because its the most sigma